The dreaded pumpy bum

I spent the whole day on Wednesday farting! I swear!!! I don’t know what I ate or what the heck the baby was doing but it was that sneaky fart where you have no idea when it is going to come. You then go to walk down the hall or up the stairs and end up sounding like a 1 man band as your bum hums a tune with each step. It is SO embarrassing!!!!

I would be walking to the copier and it sounded like I was stepping on frogs. You gotta be careful of those carpet frogs!! Some were so bad and loud I had to go check myself for fear I may have just soiled myself lol!!!

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