Evening Primrose

Ok so now that I am 37 weeks and 1cm dilated I am gonna be open to all suggestions to get this baby out. My midwife told me of a great trick involving Evening primrose oil. Basically twice a day you get an evening primrose capsule, prick it with a needle and shove it up […]

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There’s a hole in my bucket dear Liza dear Liza

Today I we t to the OBGYN visit to have my weekly check. We started off like normal with listening to the heart beat. The baby is lying with her back on my left side and her heart beat was nice and strong. The next part was the group B Strep test. If you have […]

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Lightening, wonderful lightening!

Late last week I got that wonderful feeling where it feels as if someone has just lifted a 20 pound weight off your chest.  I can now breathe deeply again, I can eat a normal person sized meal without it upchucking all over the place and most of all I can now string a sentence […]

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Are We nearly there yet?

Oh I feel like a WHALE!!!!! I am now 36 weeks and just feel like I am destined to be pregnant for EVER! My nicknames in the office range from porterhouse to waddles. My darling husband refers to me as “chubs” I feel like the fat kid from the goonies. Do I need to stand […]

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Much better today

Today I am much better!!!! Still didn’t sleep fabulously but going to bed at 7.15 last night to just completely relax. It was sorely needed. I sat there in bed unable to get comfy so I tried different positions. Finally I got on all fours and piled up a load of pillows to lean on. […]

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Waaaaaaaaaa! Waaaaaaaaaa!

That was what my hubby heard mostly today from me. I had an ABSOLUTE meltdown. Today was not good. It started with me not sleeping at all last night. I was exhausted. I then felt like the baby moved down a little so I was extremely uncomfortable. I got a headache, felt sick and have […]

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Weird craving

Two words!!!!! Sugar puffs!!!!! Oh my god! I am sat in the bath right now watching shameless on NetFlix. The UK shameless not the American one. All I can think about is eating a massive bowl of sugar puffs covered in ice cold whole milk. In fact I would like the bath to be full […]

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Artistic flair or just plain exhibitionist

This weekend I had something done that I will never forget. No mummy I haven’t got a tattoo and no more piercings. It all started from Halloween when I painted my belly to look like a pumpkin. It turned out there was an artist at the local school and a photographer who had an idea […]

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Henry the Eighth: complete twat but also complete genius

Well I guess I better explain myself. Out of all the monarchs in England I have never read as much literature as I have about Henry 8th. I don’t know if it’s because he was a complete arshole or that he was the only person brave enough to claim himself the head of the church […]

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Legs akimbo!

This little one doesn’t seem to know the meaning of nice gentle fluid leg movement. Nope! Sadly this young bean thinks she is auditioning for the Rockettes. My whole belly today veered off to one side when she kicked her legs to the left and her bum to the right. I looked like some weird […]

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