Swing badabadabadabada!!!!! Product review

We have a gadget gizmo type thingumajig that I have to tell you about.  We used it to death with Thing 1 and we are doing the same with Thing 2.  It is a swing.  It is no ordinary swing.  It is a swing/ glider automated marvel of technology. 1st it saves tired arms.  She […]

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My hubby……aka Martha Stewart

So my hubby is living as you know in a house full of females.  This includes our dog Miley.  Funny story.  We named our dog after Miley Cyrus because she is a pretty bitch LOL!  Sorry Hannah Montana fans. My hubby has adapted to the overload of estrogen very well.  What really makes me smile […]

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Sleep update…….aka “fight club”

The first rule of fight club, is , you don’t talk about fight club.. This is the same for discussing babies and how they are sleeping. NEVER EVER talk about “how well a baby is sleeping” or how “you have had a quiet night” because as you do the doors to hell open and the […]

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Crying over Contraception

Last time I was with my midwife I got some leaflets about contraception because we are SO done.   Unless we win the lottery or accidentally discover a platinum mine in our back yard, I’m afraid the hubby has to either tie a knot in it or I need to shove a zip over mine. […]

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Pumping at work……….mmmmmoooooooooooooooooooooo

I am now in my 4th day back at work so finally I feel like I am starting to get a routine back.  I have successfully managed to leave the house each day fully clothed, with shoes that match each other and a fully made up face.  AMAZING don’t you think? I have had to […]

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First Day back at work……….Oh the GUILT!!!!!!!!!

I feel like the BIGGEST BITCH in the world.  Today was the day I returned to work.  Last night was just too horrid for words.  I was getting Thing 2′s bag packed for daycare and I just felt so wrong. So out of sorts.  I got the milk ready in her bottles and realized someone […]

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Jabs AAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH

So Thing 2 had her 8 week Drs appointment and it was the first dose of the dreaded shots.  I always dread this because you will absolutely 100% see your child scream in pain.  Its amazing how something so small can make you want to crumble to your knees and cry like a baby.  You […]

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Getting over the fear of nail trimming

This is one subject that you never really see instructions for in the books.  Thing 2 came out with quite a set of claws on her.  There is this conundrum of “what do I do with them?” File them? Clip them? Belt Sander?  The hands and fingernails are so tiny it is very scary to […]

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Checking the mine for cave-in’s

Well today was my “inspection” day or “M.O.T” day for you Brits.  I went in to my Obstetricians office with Thing 2 and after showing hr off to anybody and everybody I waited for my name to be called.  I was excited about seeing my midwife again and not be screaming in pain.  I had […]

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Pooping Polava # 2 Fingerpainting with a twist.

Okay so we just had the lack of poop with Thing 2, well, the very next day we had overly abundant poop from Thing 1. Hubby went to go and get Thing 1 up from her afternoon nap.  He went into her room and that is where the smell hit him.  He then went up […]

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