Its the weekend!!!!! Right, Im a mummy of 2….I don’t get a weekend.

Its so funny how often I have heard myself or others say “yay! its the weekend” Only to remember that I have 2 kids under the age of 2. I do get a weekend in that I am home for 2 days of the week but I don’t get to relax.  Neither of us get […]

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mummy……….WTF are those???

I don’t really ever feel self conscious, but i actually had a moment of weakness where i felt self conscious.  Those that know me would be shocked by that. I was getting Thing 1 out of the bath and I was wearing my dressing gown.  The dressing gown fell open and my bobs fell out. […]

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No time to get sick

Last week I got sick.  I had a horrid cold and it crept up on me so quickly.  I was sent home from work it was that bad.  My whole body ached and I was running a fever.  I felt I had just done a marathon!  My 2 girls were in daycare and I got […]

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Celebrities doing it gracefully

I have often seen one particular celebrity who does things with so much grace and sense of normality.  She has had 2 girls and has a 3rd on the way, she regularly goes out without makeup and her hair in a top knot.  She wears loose fitting casual clothes and do you know what, in […]

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Toilet Humor – why is it so funny when our kids fart?

So we are never ones to make our kids self conscious but I simply cannot help but pee myself laughing when my kids fart.  Its a perfectly normal thing but i just can’t help it.  Firsty I cannot believe the sheer adult sound that resonates from Thing 2.   How can a 11 week old […]

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Thing 2 – poopgate

Thing 2 is now nearly 3 months old.  She has really grown and blossomed.  I look down at her on the boppy pillow as i feed her just wondering where the time has gone and how many feeds I will have left with her. As you all know, she had a little poop issue when […]

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no,no,no,no,no,no………ok then

So Thing 1 is trying to assert her authority within our clan. its not working.  no matter how many pouty lips we get or the old boneless body tricks we see, we still stand by what task we have set. Here’s an example…on a night we get Thing 1′s bath run.  we put the special […]

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Everyone needs a sucker – product review

I absolutely LOVE bulb syringes.  Not just any bulb syringe, but the one you get from the hospital.  Thing 2 had a bit of a sniffle.  When I say “a bit”  its like saying the Sahara desert has “a bit” of sand or Mel Gibson has “a bit” of an anger management issue.  Poor thing […]

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What a Tit!!!!!!

Massive, huge, EPIC wardrobe malfunction today.  If the guys in my office read this, they will be kicking themselves that they didn’t see it. So I have been regularly pumping at wok.  Not a problem. Got a nice room to do it.  Got a good schedule going. Today should have been no different from any […]

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