What a Tit!!!!!!

Massive, huge, EPIC wardrobe malfunction today.  If the guys in my office read this, they will be kicking themselves that they didn’t see it.

So I have been regularly pumping at wok.  Not a problem. Got a nice room to do it.  Got a good schedule going. Today should have been no different from any other day.  Everyone was downstairs at a meeting for most of the morning.  Our MD was visiting and meeting with prospective new associates to the firm.  It was a good day.

9am,  I got up and went to pump.  After about 10 minutes and realizing that I was in danger of nodding off I packed up like  always do.  Went to the break room to put my milk in the fridge and wash out my pump bottles.  Went to my desk.  Walked back to the break room to make a cuppa tea.  Sat back at my desk.  Checked in with the boss who was working in a different office.  It was not long after that phonecall I noticed my reflection in my computer screen,  My top suddenly looked a lighter color.  I was wearing  black tank top.  Why did it look pinkish in my reflect.

Holy schnozzles!!!!!!!  My top is still pulled up over my boobs where I was pumping.  My nursing bra was also unclipped.  My fun bag was still intact and by no means swinging low but it wasn’t exactly supported.  Oh My GOD!!!!!!!!!!! I need to be more careful.  What the heck.. How was I that lucky that no one saw me??????????  My MD was in the same office today. How is it that i was so lucky to avoid being seen??? Someone up there was clearly looking after me.

I have had several lapses like this where I just think.  Why am i such a dickhead?  Then I realize I have  a new born and a 2 year old and I work full time and still have to find time to eat, crap and give the husband some scratchy before bed.  If I am lucky I will try and squeeze some Eastenders in there aswell.

Ladies make sure you take an extra moment to check yourself after pumping.  Don’t end up being a numpty like me :)

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